A Day in the life of a Dragon Goddess

I FORGOT TO MAKE IT RAIN IN THE SOUTHERN HEMESPHERE TODAY!

This is going to set the schedule back by at least a month… the paperwork pileup from this is going to be such a pain in the… *ahem* to deal with.

You’d think, being a goddess with some goddessly powers I can just make it rain wherever I want with a wave of my hand, don’t you? Well.. I can, but if I do that the Jade Emperor will get mad at me. Trust me, you do not want to listen to one of their lectures! I still fall asleep every time the gods have an assembly or meeting. (Luckily I’ve only be caught napping once… maybe twice…)

No, I have to do things the hard way, send out some dragonlings to gather the rain clouds, charge them up with water and sometimes ask one of those temperamental Raijin brothers for lightning and thunder… and that all has to be done before the scheduled day!

So now I have to shift everything around to make sure that the proper amount of rain gets rained this month, a~~nd I can’t just increase the amount of rain in one single setting! It would be a baaaaad idea to cause a flood when there shouldn’t be one right?

More paperwork! Yay…

Better get cracking, or I’ll be here the whole night.

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